Scotland pride is alive!

Even though I have a Scottish surname, I’ve never considered myself Scottish. Until now. I feel that I can final understand where that crass John Barrowman character is coming from. Watch out, Fiancé-mou, I’m wearing a kilt to the wedding!

I’m in training to be the best Hausfrau ever.

And this is the equipment I will be investing in to fulfil my dreams, because dreams are my reality.

My spirit is circumcised, my horn unblown.

Unless you walk in my moccasins, you have no right to judge.

[Everything Is Terrible]

Jeg er måske Under Byen, eller hvor jeg war.

I think we've found our wedding band.

There's a little teen witch in all of us. Top that!

Kenneth on '30 Rock'.


The original.

Dennis Has Teeth in the Mouth of a Beast.

It's gonna be one of those Cocteau Twin days.

I am a Singstar ABBA convert.

Thanks, Daryl. Now my voice has been fed back to me even faggier and depressingly than on the old camcorders. I thought puberty had cured me of such wretched squeeks and squelches. Le boo. Le hoo.

I may have been eyeing that Belgian waffle iron a bit too closely.