I’m in training to be the best Hausfrau ever.

And this is the equipment I will be investing in to fulfil my dreams, because dreams are my reality.

My spirit is circumcised, my horn unblown.

Unless you walk in my moccasins, you have no right to judge.

[Everything Is Terrible]

I may have been eyeing that Belgian waffle iron a bit too closely.

Life is a game. A video game.

Even when I feel that all may be lost, this video puts everything into perspective.